Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Top Ten Scientific Achievements of Natural News and the Health Ranger (So Far Has Done it For the Lols)

Outrageous - Let's Do some Science
(2/3/2016) --- Natural News, you give me hours of amusing as well you are the reason Mike Adams that I decided to open my own blog, because let's face it I am as scientist as you are. Even if I am working in my marketing degree with a minor on graphic design. UnNatural News will keep doing it for the lols and to keep exposing the "outrageous" claims you guys have.

(NaturalNews) We've done a lot of original research here at Natural News, and we've made some extraordinary scientific and humanitarian breakthroughs with the potential to help save millions of lives.

Really? Because I Google that tiny claim and you haven't saved not even a fly (Poland, 2001), there are 184,000 related cases in Google and non of them show a verifiable source at all, that you participated on a rescue mission or actually assisted with resources to a real hospital, or actually gave real advice but then none of you are doctors and none of you Mike Adams had saved millions of lives.

Really where are the sources, it is impossible to see how real your claims are because everything related to Natural News that searched in a organic matter (yes, that's how you use organic outside biology) only leads again to Natural News or your own personal website The Health Ranger. 

Did you know that Natural News is the only independent media organization in the world with its own ICP-MS atomic spectroscopy laboratory? We've put it to good use, too, as you'll see below.
Another claim that can be Googled and it will lead to 385,000 cases of real independent organizations with at least 10,000 scholarity articles about independent researches applying ICP spectroscopy, which probably you haven't got the time to call shills because they are too many. If you have the time to pop outside your bubble you will see there is a world outside your "chemistry play-set" As well if someone outside have the time (it only takes five minutes to debunk any of your claim just by Google, or as you all call it "the way we do our research", LOL I love when you guys say "research" without even applying a cold analysis or comparative statistical reviews, "really where do you guys make all your information?") 

And then you have the audacity to say this:

You won't hear any of this reported by the corporate-run media, of course, but here's a list of some of the most amazing scientific breakthroughs we've made so far:
Of course I am not from the media, I barely make a living and I enjoy in a coherent manner debunking every single one of your words. To be honest I am just a mere produce clerk who as I mentioned, studying marketing 

#1) Discovery of tungsten contamination in rice protein
The Natural News Forensic Food Lab is the first laboratory in the world to have discovered and scientifically documented the presence of alarming levels of the heavy metal tungsten in rice protein products sold in the United States:
See research details and results here:
OMG seriously, all your hyperlinks lead to the same suffix of Natural News (or Mercola on some cases) is there any real science journal or study that you can quote so the readers can compare any biological analysis of your claims, all of these based on test control groups? Probably you can't, because it will involve analyzing real studies and then you will lose your precious "holistic" approach. 

#2) Discovery of high levels of lead and cadmium in certified organic food products
Natural News was the first lab to scientifically document the concentration of lead and cadmium in certified organic rice protein products. Click here for lab results.

Not a single mainstream media organization published a single story about this extraordinary finding. Given that tens of millions of Americans buy and consume organic protein products, the only explanation for this is a deliberate media blackout to avoid recognizing any of the scientific contributions of Natural News, the world's pioneer in this food contamination research.

Even more interesting is the fact that Natural News lab results have now been confirmed by multiple third-party laboratories as well as the protein manufacturers themselves. Our findings are scientifically irrefutable and easily confirmed by any ICP-MS lab, yet there isn't a single online publisher, newspaper, magazine or broadcast news show in America that seems to be interested in reporting on poison in the food. (The only exception being the Doctor Oz show, which featured this research in one of their most popular broadcasts of 2014.)
Seriously? More meta-references, no other studies, just yours, no references, no nothing beyond vaguely quoting the "Queen of All Media" "Doctor" Oz. What is an organic protein product? Or better say Proteins are made, modified, and identified in organic chemistry. Organic chemical reactions are necessary for proteins to exist and to function. The previous sections talk about reactions link together proteins. An important part of biochemistry and organic chemistry is to identify proteins and the sequence the amino acid are linked together. Identifying the sequences allows for comparison between other proteins. They are also valuable for making DNAand for encoding genes. The following techniques involve organic chemistry to help identify the sequence of proteins.

See research results at:

I am scientist too, I copied and pasted something from Wikibooks! Number three is one of my favorites because each little paragraph can be degloss in a systematic manner.

#3) Discovery that flu vaccines contain 25,000 times higher concentration of mercury than the EPA allows in the water supply

One of the reasons Natural News is systematically censored by the corporate-run media is because we tell the truth about what's in vaccines. Our ICP-MS laboratory investigation revealed the Flulaval influenza vaccine to contain 51 parts per million mercury.
One of the reasons Natural News is systematically deleted, censored is because is full of blatant misinformation in which they offer no comparative data analysis to any of their claims, :Natural News always compare their data to their own data" Even that comparative action they take on vaccines and the link to autism and poison has been debunked several times, even the quack of Andrew Wakefield got his license revoked for spreading misinformation. 

That's 25,000 times higher than the maximum concentration allowed in public water by the EPA. It's also 100 times higher than the maximum mercury level we've ever found in fish. And these vaccines are being injected into children and pregnant women!
Where I can information, what bodies of water you contrasted to? What is 25,000 times higher permitted?  I am not confused, I just want to know where you make this up? Why you place the exclamation point at the end of the paragraph? Is much as you are talking instead of writing and that tiny grammatical mistakes will make people lose credibility on you beyond they intense misinformation you spread.

This original scientific research was so alarming to the vaccine industry that the corporate-run media enforced a complete blackout on the story, refusing to even acknowledge the research. In truth, these findings are simple to reproduce in any ICP-MS laboratory. And to this very day, not a single media organization, scientist or vaccine pusher has refuted these findings.

See Flulaval vaccine mercury results at:

Seriously, why there are always links to the same website or sites with similar "holistic" and anti-vaccination, shaming medicine poiint of views.

#4) The invention of the world's first dietary supplement that captures radioactive cesium isotopes during digestion - could save millions of lives in a nuclear catastrophe.

Throughout 2013 and 2014, I invented the world's first dietary supplement that's scientifically proven to bind with and capture radioactive cesium isotopes, including cesium-137.

This research was conducted at the Natural News Forensic Food Lab. A pending patent is already on file with the U.S. Patent & Trademark Office. I've offered a $1 million reward to anyone who can prove this supplement does NOT capture radioactive cesium-137.

Despite the fact that this supplement has the potential to help save millions of lives in a large nuclear disaster (or nuclear war), there isn't a single mainstream media organization that has dared cover this rigorously documented, lifesaving invention. I've even offered to donate this supplement free of charge to front-line emergency responder groups, but so far there isn't a single mainstream media organization willing to announce that humanitarian donation effort. Amazing, isn't it, how the media deliberately interferes with lifesaving humanitarian efforts?

I've published all the charts showing the breakthrough laboratory results of this formula at: In terms of its importance to humanity, this invention could easily help save far more lives than the much-touted research on an Ebola vaccine. In fact, far more people have been killed by nuclear radiation than by Ebola -- on the scale of orders of magnitude.

See more:
What the hell was this entry? Are you sure you are not a Poe or doing this for the long term LOL? Why is your hate to vaccines so great? The answer to your challenge is simple because no respectable academic will diminish their reputation to engange with you but since I am not an academic I will say your supplement is just a sugar pill and your knowledge about Radius and subsequently radiation is as equal as a six year old who doesn't understand the rain.

#5) The invention of a powerful heavy metals binding formula that can protect people from toxic heavy metals in foods and supplements Beyond inventing the breakthrough cesium eliminator formula, I also invented the world's most effective and only scientifically-validated heavy metals binding formula that works during digestion. 
This formula, fully explained with scientific charts at binds with aluminum, lead, cadmium, mercury, copper, arsenic and even uranium.

Because it is made entirely with natural substances and not synthetic chemicals or drugs, the entire mainstream media pretends this breakthrough invention doesn't exist. That's how they maintain the medical monopoly in America: by suppressing all scientific inventions that could help save lives and prevent people from needing hospitalization.
See details at

OK, let's face it nobody knows what Metals you Mike Adams talk about so much, but Metalocalypse is more metal than any of the metals you can imagine and that website you promoted should be linked to Cartoon Network.

#6) The discovery that mercury in fish can be blocked with simple dietary solutions
While the media is happy to report on the dangers of mercury in fish, nobody is telling the public the simple, scientifically-proven solution to blocking mercury during digestion.

I pioneered the research into mercury binding during digestion and published the results for free on Natural News. The bottom line? You can block dietary mercury by eating strawberries, peanut butter or chlorella superfood.

Don't hold your breath on the mainstream media reporting this vital information in the interests of public health, however. Doing so would require them to recognize Natural News as the pioneer in this innovative research into the elemental binding properties of common foods.
The use of the phrase "nobody is telling the public the simple, scientifically-proven solution to blocking mercury" doesn't mean anything as well giving some food who is also spread with pesticides as a solution to an imaginary problem.

#7) The achievement of the world's first voluntary heavy metals limit by an entire industry
I was also the first person to single-handedly negotiate and finalize an industry-wide agreement limiting heavy metals in rice protein. This is the first such agreement to have ever been reached in the history of the United States of America.
You can read all the details of this historical agreement at:
What? What the hell are you really talking about? As more I read this I lols

#8) The truth about metal fragments in Wheaties cereal, allowing flakes to be lifted by magnets Okay, this one doesn't really qualify as a "scientific achievement" but it's a fun science demonstration story with strong educational value for future would-be scientists, so I'm including it here: Wheaties cereal is made by blending a wheat slurry with tiny fragments of iron. Using a high-powered laboratory microscope, I captured video footage of Wheaties flakes being lifted with an ordinary magnet, showing the small bits of iron metal fragments found in the cereal. This can be demonstrated in science classrooms at schools, by the way, so it's a valuable video lesson to share.
None of the entries in Natural News, either Mercola or any site that are similar to NN could be considered scientific. Just by the alarmist tone every entry it has we can say that Natural News functions as click and baith and nothing else. 
The company that makes Wheaties cereal tosses these metal fragments into the mix in order to claim their cereal is "fortified with iron." Funny, huh? I thought nutritive minerals were supposed to be grown in the plants, not thrown into the slurry as bits of metal.

#9) The shocking video investigation into phosphoric acid eating away tooth enamel
You might remember this one from last year, when I was the first food researcher to film video documentation of phosphoric acid -- used in sodas -- eating away tooth enamel. I don't consider this a big deal "achievement," but rather put it in the category of important science education.
See the video yourself right here:
The full story is found here:

#10) Shocking laboratory results of toxic heavy metals found in pet treats
Finally, my laboratory research also documented shockingly high levels of toxic heavy metals in pet treats. The full results are shown here:
Through this ICP-MS lab research, I documented over 1.8 ppm lead in rawhide treats, almost 6 ppm of cadmium in reptile food, over 500 ppb of mercury in cat treats, over 45 ppm of arsenic in reptile treats, and much more.
Although this well-researched story would obviously be of high interest to the American public, it was utterly ignored by the mainstream media. (Do they not love their family pets, or what?)
By the way, I also scientifically documented heavy metals found in fluoride chemicals as you can see in this story:

More to come! The biggest scientific breakthrough we've ever made will be announced in 2015.

Keep reading Natural News for the most important discovery we've ever announced. What's coming in 2015 is a revolutionary breakthrough that will empower people with a new, EMP-proof technology encompassing nutrition, medicine, sustainability and preparedness.
Please people don't read Natural News as a valid site who present scientific arguments, it is full of contradictions that it reach levels of trolling and lol. Reading Natural News won't empower people with knowledge, it will empower people with ignorance towards how the world works as well how biotechnology is developed and implemented.
This invention, which I'm prototyping right now, will change the future of our society and empower people with extraordinary solutions they currently cannot access. It will also help solve the really big problems facing our world such as dwindling water supplies, skyrocketing medical costs and environmental contamination.
Lol, just lols.
Full details will be released in the first quarter of 2015. I can't wait to share it with you!
See more of my scientific research videos at:


  1. ; Understanding those who do not understand: a brief review of the anti-vaccine movement. P 2440.